Premierleague Jokes

Q: What do Beckham and Posh Spice both have in common?
A: Both are f**ing bad singers!!!

Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.

Q: What's the difference between a Man-U fan and a Vibrator?
A: A Man U fan is a real dick

Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig?
A: I don't know, there are some things a pig just won't do.

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.

Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved

Q: Why did Chelsea go on the stock exchange?
A: To prove that crap can float.

Gazza : Wahey Boss! ken that jiggisaw puzzle I wiz doing? Yeel never guess - I've finished it and only took me 6 months!
Walter Smith : Well, what's so good about 6 months???
Gazza : Like it says Gaffer - on the box it said '3 to 6 years'